How would you finance it?

Seven ways to put money into a high-cashflow business — none of them a loan but the first. Pick one and see both sides as IRRs: what the investor earns once businesses really grow, stall and fail (for one deal or a whole book), and what a surviving owner pays. The floor is always a bank loan you legally can't be.

Choose an instrument — same business, same cheque, different structure

Is this reasonable? the sanity check

Investor return distribution survival × growth

median
mean
P10–P90
bank-loan floor
market index
loses money

Time to return the cheque years to recoup